No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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