you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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