I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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