then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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