i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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