Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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