Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
