She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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