dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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