If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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