I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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