I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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