She's JV to your varsity
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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