yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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