That's intense
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
