This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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