U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Couch. On fire.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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