Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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