Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
send nudes
from the living room?
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