you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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