what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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