if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Well I just put wine in my tea
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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