We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize