high people should be assigned attendants
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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