It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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