Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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