Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
So. Much. Porn.
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