Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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