It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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