So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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