She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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