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(810): View more from Michigan

If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?

(989): View more from Michigan

I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.

(1-403): View more from Alberta, CA

at least i was looking out for everybody

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(240): View more from Maryland

my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.

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(708): View more from Illinois

The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?

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