I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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