Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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