On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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