Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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