i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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