cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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