the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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