Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
