At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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