I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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