ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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