Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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