i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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