She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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