when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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