CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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