Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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