id be glad to
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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