guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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