like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Randomize
