Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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