I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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